The American Caliban (substitute) wrote,
The American Caliban
substitute

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SUCCESS IS 99% ATTITUDE AND 1% METHAMPHETAMINE SULFATE!!!

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!

I'M UP BRIGHT 'N' EARLY TO HEAD OFF TO AN ALL-DAY MEETING IN DOWNTOWN LOS ANGELES! I'VE HAD A NOURISHING BREAKFAST OF ROUGHLY EIGHT OUNCES OF COTTAGE CHEESE, THREE CUPS OF COFFEE, AND ALL APPROPRIATE MEDICATIONS. SOON I'LL SHAVE, GET IN THE OL' COUPE, AND HEAD INTO THE ENERGIZING SWIM OF TRAFFIC!

HOT DAMN, THIS IS A GREAT DAY TO BE ALIVE!
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