Hey!! The Scottish Parliament has a page in the hilarious pidgin known as "Scots"!! (Hooanever, at present we can tak telephone and textphone caws in English and Gaelic juist.)
Hey!! Don't do this with a ladder during that home improvement project!!
Hey!! Get some get up 'n' go by putting some buckshot in your face!!
Hey!! Don't be the one who has to clean out this very odd vending machine!!
Hey!! Don't worry, everything is under control! We're just surreptitiously draining this gigantic lake over here!!