The American Caliban (substitute) wrote,
The American Caliban
substitute

List of bad foods released

<ignatz> free-range onions
<zebulon_y> organic nutrasweet
<zebulon_y> vat-grown bananas
<ignatz> GMO salt
<zebulon_y> stain-resistant tomato hybrid
<ignatz> cauliburger
<zebulon_y> fraid
<ignatz> hothouse fish
<zebulon_y> more 'fraid
<ignatz> aged corn-fed Kansas squid
<zebulon_y> [oak cask]
<zebulon_y> peat-filtered Vermont ham
<zebulon_y> in jelly
<ignatz> honeybaked sushi
<zebulon_y> dolphin safe line-caught asparagus
<ignatz> extra virgin liverwurst
<zebulon_y> slow-roasted mesquite pork brains
<zebulon_y> mountain oysters, hand-picked by Juan Valdez
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