?

Log in

No account? Create an account
A Shout Out to My Pepys [entries|archive|friends|userinfo]
The American Caliban

[ userinfo | livejournal userinfo ]
[ archive | journal archive ]

Links
[Links:| Dad Pinboard Last.fm Subscribe to me [Friendfeed] Flickr ]

spin the wheel of neuroelectric dysfunction! [Jan. 28th, 2006|11:55 pm]
The American Caliban
As usual, I could have predicted most of this last week's fun on NFB-related changes and side effects, especially what was euphemistically described as a "stiffening of resolve" and the 12 straight hours of fight-or-flight mode. I sure as hell hope this thing has something like the promised results because it's about as much fun as frying bacon in the nude. Today's poll is on the subject: what the fuck is this going to do to me next, and what'll happen THEN? Enjoy!

Poll #662263 NOW WHAT?

What will be my next unpleasant NFB side effect?

Yet more self-justifying anger
1(2.7%)
Lycanthropy
9(24.3%)
Inattentiveness and ADD resulting in car crash
1(2.7%)
Zombosis
4(10.8%)
Size Queen
6(16.2%)
The black pit of self hatred again
1(2.7%)
Uncontrollable telekinetic destructive powers
14(37.8%)
Excessive stomach gas
1(2.7%)

As a result, my fate will be:

Shot by Forest Rangers
5(13.2%)
Lose yet more friends
0(0.0%)
Painful and debilitating buttular injury
6(15.8%)
Brains.
3(7.9%)
Dream date with Paul Williams in knee pads
6(15.8%)
Pig blood everywhere
18(47.4%)
More stupid LJ posts than anyone cares to read
0(0.0%)
LinkReply

Comments:
[User Picture]From: frobisher
2006-01-29 08:45 am (UTC)
Paul Williams was right up there, but I couldn't resist the blood.
(Reply) (Thread)
[User Picture]From: eyeteeth
2006-01-29 09:10 am (UTC)
You neglected to include "Turn into Jack Rebney" as one of the potential results.
(Reply) (Thread)
[User Picture]From: mcpino
2006-01-29 03:33 pm (UTC)
...does your bank account swell while you're dreamin' at night?
(Reply) (Thread)
[User Picture]From: hyniof
2006-01-29 05:32 pm (UTC)
Of course:

Lycanthropy and pig blood is my answer to everything, so I may be skewing the science here...

Mike
(Reply) (Thread)
[User Picture]From: fimmtiu
2006-01-29 07:13 pm (UTC)
I feel keenly the absence of SURFACE TO AIR MISSILE.
(Reply) (Thread)