The American Caliban (substitute) wrote,
The American Caliban
substitute

spin the wheel of neuroelectric dysfunction!

As usual, I could have predicted most of this last week's fun on NFB-related changes and side effects, especially what was euphemistically described as a "stiffening of resolve" and the 12 straight hours of fight-or-flight mode. I sure as hell hope this thing has something like the promised results because it's about as much fun as frying bacon in the nude. Today's poll is on the subject: what the fuck is this going to do to me next, and what'll happen THEN? Enjoy!

Poll #662263 NOW WHAT?

What will be my next unpleasant NFB side effect?

Yet more self-justifying anger
1(2.7%)
Lycanthropy
9(24.3%)
Inattentiveness and ADD resulting in car crash
1(2.7%)
Zombosis
4(10.8%)
Size Queen
6(16.2%)
The black pit of self hatred again
1(2.7%)
Uncontrollable telekinetic destructive powers
14(37.8%)
Excessive stomach gas
1(2.7%)

As a result, my fate will be:

Shot by Forest Rangers
5(13.2%)
Lose yet more friends
0(0.0%)
Painful and debilitating buttular injury
6(15.8%)
Brains.
3(7.9%)
Dream date with Paul Williams in knee pads
6(15.8%)
Pig blood everywhere
18(47.4%)
More stupid LJ posts than anyone cares to read
0(0.0%)
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