The American Caliban (substitute) wrote,
The American Caliban
substitute

Snakes finding out about shitty charter airlines

zebulon_y and I were going back and forth about the whole SNAKES ON A PLANE movie meme/joke/thing. I realized that there were important prequels, sequels, and spinoffs, including:
  • Snakes stuck in traffic on the 405 at La Cienega on the way to the airport

  • Snakes getting dumped in Salt Lake City by Delta and having to pay for the motel themselves because it was an Act of God and only getting a shitty little personal care kit and a free van ride out of it

  • Snakes taking RyanAir to Stockholm but going to the wrong airport that's so far away from town that the four hour cab ride totally fucks them and they might as well have taken Lufthansa, plus they miss their appointment

  • Snakes stuck watching Serving Sara for 90 minutes with no sound, which is only marginally better than hearing the horrible dialogue

  • Snakes getting the shits something fierce after eating a ham sandwich from a dubious vendor at the Baltimore airport

  • Snakes arriving at Philadelphia only to find out that their luggage was sent to Pittsburgh instead due to a tagging failure and will not be available for two days

  • Snakes on a bus from Ontario to Santa Ana at 2:30 in the morning because they missed the last flight into SNA before it closed and got dumped 40 miles away
Tags: honk, movies, parody, tag
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