The American Caliban (substitute) wrote,
The American Caliban
substitute

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Get out the gin and the small violins

Poll #656980 VALENTINE'S DAY!

Plan?

Hollowpoints for greater penetration and knockdown
1(2.6%)
Buckshot for greater overall effect
1(2.6%)
Tequila and cold medicine
3(7.9%)
Transgressive BDSM orgy with harem of doe-eyed, slinky ingenues
4(10.5%)
Spasmodic, bonobo-like masturbation
7(18.4%)
Eight ounces of icewater and fifty pages of Deuteronomy
3(7.9%)
Pure bitter bile, straight no chaser
6(15.8%)
Other, please fill in below
13(34.2%)

Or what else?

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