|Infant Musical Toy Chair!
||[Jan. 18th, 2006|12:54 pm]
The American Caliban
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Fisher-Price Recalls Infant Musical Toy Chair Posing Strangulation Hazard
And the mercy seat is waiting
I think my rattle's falling
And for my mother I am bawling
Like I'm just getting a tooth
An eye for an eye, and a proof for a proof
I'll never grow to be a youth
And I'm not afraid to die...
Little Worms for Little Ones
It's like a little puzzle for me. You told me it's a strangulation hazard, I had it identified after maybe 30 seconds. Oh boy, right again.
Just heard yet another horrible story, which DID NOT end in infant death, yay.
I'm laughing as I type this--"woodchippersiesta" cracks me up. I laughed anew as I was typing it in quotes.