Look out mama there's a white boat comin' up the river
We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oil! Dear God this is worse than that Aphex Twin video or the dubbya girls site.
"A woman heard about the rabid raccoon in her Dickeyville neighborhood soon after the animal attacked and bit a friend, on 2 Dec 2005. Even so, she was surprised when, a few hours later, a raccoon appeared out of nowhere as she walked her mixed spaniel. The crazed animal charged her and clamped its jaws on the leg of her corduroy pants." Via ProMed.