I still have "Bette Davis Eyes" in my head, damn you 
eyeteeth
- HOW TO MAKE A WATERMELON BASKET.
- And that was the best birthday ever! (quicktime video)
- Mouneer Al-Shaárani does beautiful, beautiful calligraphy.
- DANCE OF THE DEAD!
- Speak softly and carry a big... ..stick. (Courtesy trinnit)
- I can buy an artificial retractable WHAT?
- The LA Times interviews a guy who makes pornography for hipsters. Hilarious, especially his earnest philosophical comments about fake breasts. Yo, keep it real. We wouldn't want porn to sell out.
- I for one welcome our new spherical hopping robot swarm overlords.