Music:Stuart Pearson - The Twelve Days of Christmas
Sung to the tune of ELO's "Evil Woman" no doubt
While looking up the phrase "creepy space mormons" on the interweb because genericus had used it but he was asleep and I wondered if he originated it. Whew. Anyway, while doing that, I found it not, but instead found a really fucking weirdass text ad, which is below. You're welcome.