Correction: graves are not primarily made by pretty girls
- YOW! It's a live restaurant webcam from Germany. Your chance to find out if the Krauts have a "five second rule".
- No one goes to Burning Goat any more. It's just for frat boys and drunk farmers from Gavle.
- The bees, they know our faces.
- The dogs, they are laughing at us.
- No, actually this isn't the kind of suit that "makes people hate lawyers". It's the kind where you hope he gets drained of money and then fired from a cannon. Don't hype diet Phils, Dr. Pill.
- Stranger still, Diane Yuenger was told by someone in the program to meet a man in an In-N-Out Burger parking lot. She did, paying $600 for a plastic bag full of what she was told were her mother's remains. UC Irvine is finally paying up for their Burke & Hare days.
- Teen magazines are kind of blah. Catholic religious magazines are very, very blah. I now present to you the Teen Girl Catholic Magazine. You're welcome!