So, marm0t discovered this talking grill thermometer and we were discussing what phrases to insert in it when it's hacked. Top suggestions so far have been: PLEASE DON'T KILL ME I LOVE YOU LAST TIME I GOT THIS HOT I WAS IN YOUR BUTT BOVINE SPONGIFORM ENCEPHALOPATHY DETECTED HONK OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW I'M MELTING, MELTING, WHAT A WORLD Any others? :)