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Midstate Office Supply represent [Nov. 21st, 2005|01:01 am]
The American Caliban
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I introduced torgo_x to the nightmare world of Orange County's Party Losers Website, a party promoter inexplicably named "Spirit World" whom I've mocked here before. A few minutes browsing their photo albums will tell you all you need to know about the phrase "Bros and Hos". Sean of course found the "best" picture of all, featuring a mighty fly Accounts Receivable Manager and his crew:


The Sean John shirt makes it.

[User Picture]From: zebulon_y
2005-11-21 11:47 am (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: zebulon_y
2005-11-21 12:26 pm (UTC)


Hello this is Spirit World phone orders

Hello this is Zeb, I'd like to order a Quality Assortment

Yes sir would you like me to use your saved preferences

Yes please

Vey well sir please click here to accept the current offering

*click* Yes thank you this will be great please put it on my card and thanks

Thank you, sir have a great day
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[User Picture]From: substitute
2005-11-21 05:32 pm (UTC)

Re: help

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[User Picture]From: namja
2005-11-21 01:20 pm (UTC)
Somewhere, P Diddy just got dizzy and threw up in his mouth a little.
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[User Picture]From: vanmojo
2005-11-21 04:09 pm (UTC)


H-Dogg in tha MuthaFukin Hizz-ouse...

mojo sends
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[User Picture]From: changeng
2005-11-21 05:17 pm (UTC)

I don't understand

I don't know what this "Spirit World" this is, but,

Why does this seem so bleak, depressing and hopeless? Why do I have this desire to jump into a burlap sack full of kittens and have us thrown into the river?
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[User Picture]From: mcpino
2005-11-21 05:29 pm (UTC)

I left my do-rag on the shelf next to the post-it notes

you can't see the plugs can you? Why yes, I am wearing Axe.
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[User Picture]From: wrecking__ball
2005-11-21 10:59 pm (UTC)
This picture makes me feel sad.
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[User Picture]From: substitute
2005-11-21 11:14 pm (UTC)
I'm bitter enough lately that I just had a big old schadenfreude-filled laugh instead of cringing at these people. I can't wait until the housing slump when they all have to give back their porsches and stop partying half the week and get jobs as assistant managers at Quizno's.
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[User Picture]From: gutbloom
2005-11-22 12:12 am (UTC)
So the young in shape guys with ink are "staff". Are the women too? Is this guy surrounded by the bartenders and security of party he paid to get into?
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[User Picture]From: frobisher
2005-11-22 06:02 am (UTC)
Has no one yet pointed out to Diddy that "Sean John" is redundant?
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