Hey look everyone, it's a big bike that holds seven upper-middle-class white collar workers in Office Casual clothing! It's perfect for those painful rituals in which people are forced to be jolly and play along until their spirits are broken and they'll say anything to be cut loose for a box lunch!
It's so great working here at PleaseShootMeInTheFaceCO!
Found serendipitously on old memepool entry. "Thanks", nrrd.