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this tiresome one-link post is forgivable because of SQUID [Nov. 10th, 2005|01:30 am]
The American Caliban
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SQUIBBONS! MEGASAQUID! RAINBOW SQUID!

Not only are messed-up cryptozoological comedy squid a sure-fire winner, but this means that I can now say "Squibbon!" to myself all day.

Folks I'm in hour 3 of a software build gone wrong and I'd like to say, especially for hotelsamurai: I WON'T WASTE TIME SHARING WITH YOU THE BITTERSWEET IRONIES OF WATCHING EVERY LAST CANDLE MELT DOWN LIKE A LIMP DICK INTO THE FIBERS OF MY CARPET. THE ENTIRE EVENING YIELDED ONLY AN ENORMOUS PUDDLE OF SPREAD-OUT, HARD BEESWAX.
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[User Picture]From: trinnit
2005-11-10 03:50 pm (UTC)
I thought of you last night as I watched the Simpsons Treehouse of Horror from Sunday.

As you probably know, for most of October Fox put their shows on hold to bring you the sprotsball playoffs.

Anyways, the opening skit had the two aliens (I can't remember their names) hovering in space watching sprotsball and commenting how slow and boring and at this rate the Simpson Treehouse of Horror wont get to show until Administrative Professionals Day.
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[User Picture]From: nosrialleon
2005-11-10 03:56 pm (UTC)

Kang and Kodos.

WE MUST GO FORWARDS, NOT BACKWARDS!
UPWARDS, NOT FORWARDS!
AND ALWAYS TWIRLING, TWIRLING, TWIRLING TOWARDS THE FUTURE!
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[User Picture]From: eyeteeth
2005-11-10 05:37 pm (UTC)
I hear a squid that was fired off during a showing of Richard III is what burned down the original Globe Theatre.
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[User Picture]From: hotelsamurai
2005-11-10 10:09 pm (UTC)
ha ha!
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