|this tiresome one-link post is forgivable because of SQUID
||[Nov. 10th, 2005|01:30 am]
The American Caliban
SQUIBBONS! MEGASAQUID! RAINBOW SQUID!
Not only are messed-up cryptozoological comedy squid a sure-fire winner, but this means that I can now say "Squibbon!" to myself all day.
Folks I'm in hour 3 of a software build gone wrong and I'd like to say, especially for hotelsamurai: I WON'T WASTE TIME SHARING WITH YOU THE BITTERSWEET IRONIES OF WATCHING EVERY LAST CANDLE MELT DOWN LIKE A LIMP DICK INTO THE FIBERS OF MY CARPET. THE ENTIRE EVENING YIELDED ONLY AN ENORMOUS PUDDLE OF SPREAD-OUT, HARD BEESWAX.