At the Chipotle burrito chain today they'll give you free food if you show up wrapped in foil.
This is sort of sweet. Somewhat innocent wack-job "Minutemen" anti-immigration terrorists are proudly guarding Vermont's border with Canada, unaware that the whole thing is about hating Mexicans. Subtexts are hard.
We seriously might be better off washing our hands with plain soap and yogurt rather than antiseptics, even in hospitals.