I found my jeans at the foot of the bed. Groggy and annoyed, I picked them up. Hmm, they're kind of stuffed-feeling, what's.. WHAT? The sheet was wadded up and stuffed in one leg.
When my cat decides to get in my lap and love me, she kneads me in a kittenish way. When she does this she drools. Is this a kitten preparing to suckle reaction of some kind? Does anyone know? It's sort of cute and gross at the same time.
The other day I passed a business that followed my Rule of Business Names, which is that all pet grooming places and low-end hair salons must have horrible cute names. It was called THE DOG SPAW. Now I know what they meant by this, the lame spa/paw joke, but doesn't DOG SPAW sound like something you have to clean up because your dog ate the soap and some raw bacon?