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Business idea! [Oct. 23rd, 2005|05:51 pm]
The American Caliban
Fast-growing, cow-sized iguanas.

[User Picture]From: changeng
2005-10-24 01:44 am (UTC)
You cannot milk an iguana.

Trust me. I've tried.
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[User Picture]From: cascadefailure
2005-10-24 02:22 am (UTC)
Nickjb will be sad to hear this.
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[User Picture]From: hweimei
2005-10-24 06:34 am (UTC)
There is always the iguanaburger.
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[User Picture]From: substitute
2005-10-24 07:24 am (UTC)
God damnit there goes the Iguana Cheese Franchise.
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[User Picture]From: torgo_x
2005-10-24 01:55 am (UTC)

While you're gene-splicing

While you're gene-splicing...

* THC zucchini.

* Cocaine pumpkin.

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[User Picture]From: _famine_
2005-10-24 06:49 am (UTC)

Re: While you're gene-splicing

Somehow I don't think you can splice cocain into something.
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[User Picture]From: torgo_x
2005-10-24 08:06 am (UTC)

Re: While you're gene-splicing

Cocaine is produced naturally by erythroxylum plants. By "cocaine pumpkin", I was suggested adapting the erythroxylum genes into pumpkins until they too would naturally produce cocaine.
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[User Picture]From: pandaxian
2005-10-24 02:21 am (UTC)
I'd buy one! Or two even, because a breeding pair would mean I could be in the business also!
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[User Picture]From: frobisher
2005-10-24 11:11 pm (UTC)
Do they grow to cow-size quickly, or do they start out that big and quickly grow EVEN BIGGER?
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