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Starfunders, Inc. [Oct. 21st, 2005|11:26 am]
The American Caliban
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Hi. Trent Reznor here. You may remember me from such bands as "Nine Inch Nails". I'm here to talk to you about retirement options. You know, when I wrote my hit song "Down In It", I had no idea how much application those ideas would have to financial planning.

:::turns to second camera:::

That's why I'm talking to you today. Ask yourself: If you were "Hurt" tomorrow, would you have enough insurance? Really enough?

[User Picture]From: autodidactic
2005-10-21 07:16 pm (UTC)

That is so fucking funny. I remember around 1991 realizing that my cervix puckered every time I listened to Pretty Hate Machine.

And now, this.

Bring me my Metamucil.

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[User Picture]From: namja
2005-10-21 07:29 pm (UTC)
Oh my god what has hapened to my icon for adolescent rage and angst?


He shops at the same "older celeb" store as John Stamos
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[User Picture]From: deadflowers
2005-10-23 10:37 am (UTC)
don't bother. read some steinbeck instead.
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From: djfntstque
2005-10-21 09:43 pm (UTC)
"There's Hi-Res and Low-Res, and now? T-Rez"
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From: ghost_notes
2005-10-21 10:28 pm (UTC)
Too bad for him that, despite all his rage, he is still just a rat in a cage. (Oops; my mistake...that reference is applicable to the composer W. Corgan, not the composer T. Reznor...)

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[User Picture]From: mcpino
2005-10-21 11:57 pm (UTC)
He was born in the same town as me - Mercer, PA. My Dad worked for his dad for many many years, even losing the tips of two of his fingers in the line of work. D'ya think ol' Trent would give me a job? Nahhhh.

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From: alienhand
2005-10-22 12:40 am (UTC)


I want to day trade like an animal.
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From: rroseselavyoui
2005-10-22 07:20 am (UTC)

Herm, he looks like he ate Robin Williams.
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[User Picture]From: eyeteeth
2005-10-22 08:15 am (UTC)
Augh, he's turning into a bloated Michael Palin!
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