The American Caliban (substitute) wrote,
The American Caliban

photo essay: The National Clandestine Service

It was announced yesterday that the new National Clandestine Service, which will oversee our nation's spying, will be headed by an unknown individual who will be known only as "José". Immediately I heard flamenco music in my head, saw the shimmering heat of a Mexican town at the turn of the century, heard hoofbeats. A masked hero was racing to save us: ¡Zorro! However, given the track record of this administration, I doubt we'll get Don Diego.

Here's what we want:

Here's what we more realistically should hope for:

And here's what we'll get:

Tags: lol, politics, tv, villainy
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