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Jose's Angels [Oct. 17th, 2005|10:26 pm]
The American Caliban
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via springheel_jack:

The director of the new agency, whose identity will remain secret and is simply known as "Jose", will report directly to the head of the CIA...

I for one welcome our anonymous, unnameable, ineffable, omniscient, omnipotent, and omnipresent new secret police overlords!

[User Picture]From: salome_st_john
2005-10-18 06:09 am (UTC)
"Simply Jose" could be the next hit fragrance for men.

Also, could they have come up with a better code name?
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[User Picture]From: deadflowers
2005-10-18 08:31 am (UTC)
yeah, that link didn't take me to the onion like i'd hoped.
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[User Picture]From: mendel
2005-10-18 02:34 pm (UTC)
What I don't get: Let's say you're a big important spy, so big and important that you get promoted to the next No Such Agency. Obviously you're a bit concerned about your safety or your previous cover or whatever so you need a bit of secrecy. What the heck makes you choose "José" over, say, "Daniel Winston" or "Hassan Singh" or even "José Lopez"? Something, you know, not obviously made up?

I say it's a month before his name's leaked to the press.
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[User Picture]From: screed
2005-10-18 09:30 pm (UTC)
Moe Green.
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[User Picture]From: hweimei
2005-10-18 05:25 pm (UTC)
Oh goody, just what we need: our own secret police!
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