The American Caliban (substitute) wrote,
The American Caliban
substitute

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Trader Joe's has the most amazing assortment of Foods That Are Like Heroin Or Crack or Some Other Debilitating Drug To Me. Here is a short list:

  • Chili Lemon Pistachio Nuts
  • Peanut Butter Filled Pretzels
  • Spanish Manchego Cheese
  • Super Sweet Corn
  • Butternut Squash Ravioli
  • Mochi Green Tea Ice Cream
  • Crystalline Ginger Cookies
  • Comte Gruyere Cheese
  • Chocolate Oranges
I stagger out realizing that I just blew $50 and I still need groceries. I need help or at least more of these chili lemon pistachios HLAGHAGLAHGLAGHAGLHAGLAHGAGLHAG
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