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Underøath [Sep. 23rd, 2005|12:25 am]
The American Caliban
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I have no idea what these guys sound like. They call themselves a "Christian Metal Band from Florida". I do not think that Christians are supposed to be this stoned:

duhhh

"I think it's cool that we can tour around the country and pay rent. God's really been using us alot lately too. I guess just the whole lifestyle...I feel blessed to be a part of this regardless of our business-based accomplishments."
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[User Picture]From: so_gracefully
2005-09-23 08:22 am (UTC)
i'm. SO. effing. sick. of those haircuts.
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[User Picture]From: salome_st_john
2005-09-23 03:28 pm (UTC)
Maybe they do a song called "Jesus Was Really a Nouveau Hipster who Shopped at Hot Topic, Don't Let Those Flowing Robes Fool You". The haircuts help underscore their point.
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[User Picture]From: namja
2005-09-23 04:07 pm (UTC)
amen
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From: besskeloid
2005-09-23 08:42 am (UTC)
I do not think that Christians are supposed to be this stoned

The last decent band of Christian stoners was Trouble.
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[User Picture]From: kennfusion
2005-09-23 01:08 pm (UTC)
But they are high on the baby Jesus!
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[User Picture]From: autodidactic
2005-09-23 01:13 pm (UTC)

better name for them, based solely on the picture

The Liza Minelli Experience.

L.
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[User Picture]From: mcpino
2005-09-23 03:08 pm (UTC)
They wear their hair that way to cover up the Stigmata!

The guys on the outside ends have expressions that suggest a need for a Holy Water Enema
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[User Picture]From: namja
2005-09-23 04:06 pm (UTC)
"How many Christians does it take to have a metal band?"

"6 but they all have to have the same haircut"
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