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Okay, Bunni, I know this is your first day at Hooters [Sep. 15th, 2005|03:34 pm]
The American Caliban
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Just go ahead and read these guidelines and sign here.

1. I hereby acknowledge that big fat uncut Brazilian cock may be pushed into my quivering lips, and that I am responsible for knowing the appetizer of the day.

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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0915051hooters1.html

Best employee handbook ever!
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[User Picture]From: srl
2005-09-15 10:57 pm (UTC)
The last page is a particular, um, jewel.
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[User Picture]From: substitute
2005-09-15 11:42 pm (UTC)
I,I "HOOTERS GIRL ON THE FLOOR"
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[User Picture]From: srl
2005-09-16 01:07 am (UTC)
as opposed to "HOOTERS GIRL ONBEHIND THE BAR"
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[User Picture]From: substitute
2005-09-16 01:13 am (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: srl
2005-09-16 07:58 pm (UTC)
OW MY EYES. MAKE IT STOP.
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[User Picture]From: createdestiny
2005-09-16 12:53 am (UTC)
OH, that's just sad, man. And isn't that girl's midriff showing in the picture on the first page? I thought that was a no-no.
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From: zarriq
2005-09-16 07:15 pm (UTC)
It puts my own crappy work uniform last summer into perspective, that's for sure.
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