The American Caliban ([info]substitute) wrote,
@ 2004-12-15 00:17:00
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..ahem...

HOLY FUCKING SHIT I AM FUCKING FORTY YEARS OLD HOW THE FUCK DID THIS FUCKING HAPPEN

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK


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Three years ago ...
[info]kniwt
2004-12-15 12:21 am UTC (link)
... on my 40th birthday, as I was driving to SeaTac to pick up a friend, we had the magnitude 6.8 Nisqually Earthquake. And that was the end of my "day off," as the newspaper had to mobilize to cover the disaster.

See? Your 40th birthday is already miles better by comparison! Besides, you're only 40 if you let yourself be 40.

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[info]substitute
2004-12-15 12:22 am UTC (link)
wow.. 6.8. that's some birthday!

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[info]nefas
2004-12-15 12:51 am UTC (link)
happy birthday anyway.
you're younger than my siblings!

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[info]besskeloid
2004-12-15 12:51 am UTC (link)
Er... happy birthday?

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thanks
[info]substitute
2004-12-15 01:22 am UTC (link)
cat to cat :)

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Re: thanks
[info]besskeloid
2004-12-15 01:38 am UTC (link)
Mwow.

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[info]tuliphead
2004-12-15 10:56 am UTC (link)
happy mrowrday!

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Re: thanks
[info]besskeloid
2004-12-15 03:27 pm UTC (link)
Oowow? Wang.

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[info]chaptal
2004-12-15 03:34 am UTC (link)
This shit happens to you. Happy birthday.

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[info]miss_geek
2004-12-15 04:16 am UTC (link)
well happy birthday anyway.
xo

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[info]nyxie
2004-12-15 06:23 am UTC (link)
Happy Birthday Mr. Ignatz Mouse.

:D

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[info]srl
2004-12-15 06:33 am UTC (link)
Happy birthday. May the next forty be better.

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[info]jonpants
2004-12-15 06:49 am UTC (link)
ENJOY YOUR BIRTHDAY. EAT LOTS OF WEINERS.

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[info]bruisedhips
2004-12-15 06:52 am UTC (link)
God willing we will all</> be forty someday.
Happy Birthday, what's your address?

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT
[info]yoscott
2004-12-15 07:01 am UTC (link)
HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHFUCKDAY!

::gentle patting::

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[info]the_silent_one
2004-12-15 07:36 am UTC (link)
Happy Birthday.

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Happy birthday.
[info]nosrialleon
2004-12-15 08:07 am UTC (link)
Hope you took the day off to do something cool.

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Re: Happy birthday.
[info]samiamrex
2004-12-15 08:13 am UTC (link)
congratulations! you'll be just fine as 40. have a fucking GREAT birthday.


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[info]cascadefailure
2004-12-15 08:22 am UTC (link)
Happy birthday! Call me if you would be interested in birthday lunch/dinner...I'll be around today.

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[info]fattmike
2004-12-15 08:28 am UTC (link)
Better to be Over The Hill than under it. Some days, anyway :)

Happy fucking birthday -- I can't even remember 40 :x

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[info]wearekim
2004-12-15 08:52 am UTC (link)
HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!! XD

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[info]odradak
2004-12-15 04:24 pm UTC (link)
Yow! Look at Kaga GO!

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Happy Fucking Birthday
[info]citizenx
2004-12-15 08:57 am UTC (link)
If it makes you feel any better, that's easily the best use of the <marquee> tag I've ever seen. In fact, it's probably the only appropriate use.

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ditto
[info]leolo
2004-12-15 09:05 am UTC (link)
Allow me to echo the well-wishers in wishing you a happy birthday!

Also, I believe the circumstances allow you special exemption to use <marquee>

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[info]porcinea
2004-12-15 09:39 am UTC (link)
Happy fucking birthday!!

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[info]frobisher
2004-12-15 09:54 am UTC (link)
We should start a club! And put on a show! 40-year olds have barns, right?

Happy Birthday Ig.

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[info]oohahh
2004-12-15 11:00 am UTC (link)
Doesn't 40 mean you're legally entitled to a Porsche? Enjoy the new ride.

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Not old enough for AARP yet.
[info]trinnit
2004-12-15 11:02 am UTC (link)
So I'm a day late, blame LJ and their "Document Contains No Data"

Happy Birthday anyways and I will gift you a Doctor, choose one.

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[info]brianenigma
2004-12-15 12:52 pm UTC (link)
HAPPY BIRFDAY!

Now that you are old, can I buy stuff through you using your senior citizen's discount??????? I demand a cheap breakfast at Denny's and discounted movie theater tickets! kthxbye.

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[info]joyfulagitator
2004-12-15 01:19 pm UTC (link)
Happy Birthday to my favorite death cult chef!

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[info]loose_joints
2004-12-15 01:52 pm UTC (link)
Robot magic says happy birthday!!! Honk! Honk! Robot magic sending to you.

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(Anonymous)
2004-12-15 03:42 pm UTC (link)
Look on the bright side, life is all down hill now! Happy Birthday!

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[info]effluvia
2004-12-15 09:34 pm UTC (link)
Happy birthday!

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[info]gcrumb
2004-12-16 09:36 pm UTC (link)
It may not make you feel any better, I got malaria for my fortieth birthday. 8^/

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[info]loosestrife
2005-01-05 03:56 am UTC (link)
I wouldn't read too much into it. I'm told it has to do with the year you were born, or something. Probably not a big deal.

At least that's what I'm counting on. It happened to me just a bit ago.

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