The American Caliban ([info]substitute) wrote,
@ 2003-12-07 22:59:00
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Let's all look forward
Here at Ignatz Industries we try to be forward looking, and as the Dear Leader I have a special responsibility to guide my minions into the future. I’m asking my readership to help me with a task of the greatest importance: planning my New Year’s Resolution. Please choose from one of the possible choices below:

Poll #216828 My New Year's Resolution Should Be
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All

Next year, I should resolve to:

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Be more and more like Lando Calrissian every day
10 (22.7%)

Get laid
5 (11.4%)

Successfully prepare “Potatoes Anna” more than once
2 (4.5%)

Reduce my whining by 50% or more
4 (9.1%)

SURFACE TO AIR MISSILE
8 (18.2%)

Design, build, and sell a functioning Jane Austen sex doll
7 (15.9%)

Fix all teh porblem with hole area
1 (2.3%)

Cast off desire and become a Bodhisattva
7 (15.9%)


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[info]so_gracefully
2003-12-07 11:09 pm UTC (link)
if you build it...

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[info]nickjb
2003-12-07 11:13 pm UTC (link)
but please no Virginia Woolf or Gertrude Stein

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[info]foo2rama
2003-12-08 02:24 am UTC (link)


Lando is the Man! the sooner you are like him the sooner the colt 45 commercial deals will start commingin.

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[info]nosrialleon
2003-12-08 07:50 am UTC (link)
It was a tough choice between 1 & 2.

If it had been "Be more like Billy Dee Williams every day", that would have been hamds-down teh winnar,

The idea of you overdressed in a heavily starched suit hawking Colt45 fills my heart with joy.

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[info]halfjack
2003-12-08 08:45 am UTC (link)
I don't think you get anywhere with a Jane Austen sex doll unless you marry it first, and you're having enough trouble with gay marriages down there let alone man/machine marriages. Would your health care cover mechanical maintenance? Is she a dependant if you can turn her off? If she is employed does she even get paid? GM will have things to say about this.

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[info]brianenigma
2003-12-08 09:32 am UTC (link)
Where's "D) All of the above?"

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[info]frobisher
2003-12-08 01:17 pm UTC (link)
I am proud to be the one vote for "Fix all teh porblem with hole area". I chose this because it will be the most difficult to claim you did not acheive.

Also, I'm really glad the possibility of a Steve Austin sex doll wasn't an option.

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