| The Devil's Own School Bus |
[Dec. 21st, 2010|12:26 pm] |

On a side street in a wealthy suburban neighborhood overlooking the water, we see: a schoolbus, unmarked, plugged in to someone's power, clean and obviously customized, with spikes on the front hubcaps. Possibilities include:- Cool awesome extreme sports anti-drug mobile extreme awesomeness vehicle!
- Purpose-built vehicle for school bus races.
- Intentionally scary Freddy Krueger type schtick by horror movie aficionados/Coil fans/over-the-top leather guys/Turbonegro fans.
- Bro mistake.
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![[User Picture]](http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/87747204/32999) | From: hep 2010-12-21 09:06 pm (UTC)
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handicapped bus and wheels are spiked to keep suburban moms from parking too close? I CAN DREAM OK
Somehow I thought the Magic Bus would have a bit more of an Electric Mayhem paint job going on.
At least when the wipers start up it plays "Bat Chain Puller".
![[User Picture]](http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/18615482/380496) | From: srl 2010-12-21 11:02 pm (UTC)
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The wealthy Southern California suburbs continue their history of innovative approaches to educational financing, with the latest concept in privatized public education: BYO schoolbuses!
Available with a range of accessories to give your little Dick and Jane a head start in the Hobbesian war of all against all.
Conversion to mobile tattoo parlor for upcoming reality show.
I AM SPARTACUS AND SO IS MY CHILD | |