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The American Caliban

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The new Bret Easton Ellis is here! The new Bret Easton Ellis is here! [Jan. 25th, 2009|01:15 am]
The American Caliban
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"Connecting the intertwining strands are a group of beautiful, blonde young men and women who sleep all day and party all night, doing drugs -- and one another --with abandon, never realizing that they are dancing on the edge of a volcano."

One of the worst things about substance abuse is unsafe dancing. But who the hell put the dance floor next to the volcano in the first place? It's not even near the bar, and people keep knocking over the safety cones.

And go get someone else to connect the intertwining strands. These people are incompetent.
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[User Picture]From: kafkateer
2009-01-25 09:31 am (UTC)
i hated "the informers" so much i actually flung the book at a wall.
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[User Picture]From: ranai
2009-01-25 04:53 pm (UTC)
Bret Easton Ellis and Chuck Palahniuk and Ann M. Martin are all the same damn kind of author. Their books are painfully the same every damn time, with the same formula.

And yeah, I said Ann M. Martin of the Babysitter Club series. It's the same damn thing!!
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[User Picture]From: substitute
2009-01-25 11:10 pm (UTC)
Marry me.
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[User Picture]From: substitute
2009-01-25 11:10 pm (UTC)
Is that like "cave canem"?
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[User Picture]From: rivetpepsquad
2009-01-26 12:49 am (UTC)
I want a dance floor volcano!
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[User Picture]From: fimmtiu
2009-01-26 05:06 pm (UTC)

Burn, baby, burn

DISCO INFERNO!
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