||[Jan. 23rd, 2009|08:42 pm]
The American Caliban
Attention to the following groups of people:
WILL YOU LEARN WHAT AN ASPECT RATIO IS ALREADY
- Bar owners
- Movie screencap posters
- Homeowners with new large televisions
- Video website owners
- Video uploaders to said sites
- Home video enthusiasts
I mean if you want to spend four figures on a piece of equipment and misuse it it's your deal but I have to look at this one. Stretching everything so it reaches the edge of the screen is not the same as making it look good. And why the fuck would you want to post a screencap online of your favorite movie with everyone looking like they're in a God-damned funhouse?
DO YOU EVEN HAVE EYEBALLS IN YOUR SKULL THAT FUNCTION AS EYES
Okay whew. None of this is important. But somehow lately the unimportant things are the easiest ones to yell about.